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atmidnightcc:

People in Portland are leaving fancy pastries on people’s windshields as a prank, but what’s an even more crazy prank someone might pull in Portland? Hey you! Respond with your best prank idea and it might be on the show!

atmidnightcc:

People in Portland are leaving fancy pastries on people’s windshields as a prank, but what’s an even more crazy prank someone might pull in Portland? Hey you! Respond with your best prank idea and it might be on the show!

comedycentral:

Click here to watch The Daily Show’s coverage of the downed Malaysian airliner in Ukraine.

mishawakened-fallen-angel:

selfloathinggay:

imsamsqueen:

deduction-to-seduction:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

mrfrostbite:

jemtheprincessbride:

weary-heartbound:

my-loki-sense-is-tingling:

wandererinterval:

mischievous-little-tricksters:

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wtf

i….scared for life

oh my god.. what th-

what.

the.

actual.

fuck.

Can we get the SPN fandom on this one?

…I think Lisa needs a medal for protecting that little girl.

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Good evening, we’re from the FBI. We’d just like to ask you a few routine questions about your husbands disappearance… Is your daughter home?”

Can we just laugh because someone ASKED us to come and take over this post? :D

Little did the reader know that the author’s dad routinely abused her, and kept up an affair with the school teacher.  The school teacher knew of the molestation but didn’t say anything out of her love for the author’s father.  Lisa was protecting this girl, because Lisa was also a victim of sexual abuse from her father as well.”

Well, guys. Guess who won’t be sleeping tonight, thank you very much.

weeping-daleks:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

damfrozencupcakes:

to anyone who messages me:

this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen

THE COLOR LOOKS SO RIGHT

wrxsts:

bone5-exposed:

bands blog

Sad black and white blog, following back similar *Trigger Warning*

wrxsts:

bone5-exposed:

bands blog

Sad black and white blog, following back similar *Trigger Warning*

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich